Christina Named Number 4 In 'TV's Greatest Judges'

How in holy hell is Christina ranked #4 and while Britney is ranked #2? No one has even seen Britney judge yet, wtf??

SeanPerez

Seek! Destory! Kill!

I'm only have joking. These bitches who the fuck do they think they are?

Here's an insiders input to what actually happened.

I'm a backstage runner at The Voice and I've been telling all my friends about this new boyband acting like divas when they were on the show last week.

Both Christina and Adam did NOT like them at all. The guy named Tom in the band asked Christina if she felt more beautiful now that she lost all that weight? We were all shocked! She didn't quite hear the whole question and asked her assistant if she heard what he said? But then Max jumped in and said "She is beautiful no matter what you say" in mocking kind of way. Christina's boyfriend Matt Rutler was also backstage and didn't like what he was hearing. Finally Christina said, "You boys better calm down and focus on yourselves." She walked off really mad when Tom came out and told her not to worry and that "Britney still needs to work on her looks too for X Factor. It must be all those drugs she is on." Christina was so mad!

The rest of the evening Christina ignored them. The boys didn't understand why but then one of their assistants reminded them of the stuff they said earlier about Christina's weight loss and Britney's bad looks and drug taking. Nathan (who is also in the band) was really upset those things were ever said but the other guys ignored him. Tom said, "Why is she acting like such a bitch for?" Max agreed saying they were only joking around. So awkward!

Anyway, on a brighter note, Christina was backstage, after the show wrapped, cuddling Ashley De La Rosa, her contestant who was voted off the show. It was really sweet!

Karma is a bitch because Billboard estimates The Wanted's debut album will chart with less than 40k next week! Meanwhile, rival boyband One Direction debuted a few weeks ago with over 400k and have expressed their love for both Christina & Britney.

KittyCA

{Video & Tweet} Christina On The JB 'Drama'

Luckily for me, I missed the whole Justin Bieber drama thing, because, as a grown woman, Justin Bieber has as much appeal as setting myself on fire. (AKA, I turned away form the laptop and made myself a cup of tea!)

Honestly, Christina I wouldn't worry about this bullshit, once this boy's voice breaks and he starts to get older, his appeal will fade and he'll be working in McDonald's where he belongs.

TheRealXtina & usmagazine.com

In Touch "'The Voice's Disastrous Love Lives"

In Touch claims "Christina's Too Bossy". Yeah. OK. Sure *shakes head and walks away*

mrsthicke

Jeremy Renner Is Still Talking About Christina

Legendtina Goduilera keeping nobodies revelent since 1980...

Asked about an incident last year in which singer Christina Aguilera crashed his birthday party and ended up in his bed (without him), Renner shrugs. "She was just chilling in one of the bedrooms," he says. "I was happy to meet her. I was a big fan. Mind you, I was probably pretty shit-bagged at the time."

"Was a big fan", past tense. Uh huh. Nice try at shade, shame it didn't work.

hollywoodreporter & Mo-Xtina

Pathetic Star Magazine Remains Pathetic

All that needs to be said about that cover is in the post title.

celebdirtylaundry.com

Possible Demo 'Love Your Body'

The fake Demos have started to appear (complete with lyrics!) already. Check out this 7 second "Demo" for a new Christina song 'Love Your Body'. If this is real, then I'm the Queen of England.

Check out the Lulz worthy "lyrics"

I'm obssesed with the perfection 

I'm obssesed with a better world 

I'm obssesed with good sex 

A Good House, money, champagne

But all I HAVE GOT is your body 

And that's enough. 

VERSES: 

All i wanna do is kiss you 

All Night Long 

All i wanna do is hug you 

Don't Get Me Wrong 

All i wanna do is shake you 

All Night Long 

All i wanna do is f*** you 

Don't Get Me Wrong (o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng) 

 PRE-CHORUS 

In the night 

We free our body 

We don't care about anybody else 

Leave your false life tonight tonite tonite tonite 

Chorus 

I wanna fuck/love your body 

And you already know my name

I wanna keep u sassy 

Fuckin' you heezè 

I wanna fuck your bo-bo-bo-bo-dy (many times)

I wanna fuck it fuck it fuck it 

VERSE 2 

All i wanna do is love you crazy 

And I know you want me baby 

All i wanna do is love you haazy 

Let's start our bad lullaby 

Babe ur so cra-zy cra-zy

PRE-CHORUS 

CHORUS 

BREAK 

CryBaby, crybaby, crybaby 

Our night is crazy crazy crazy

Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby 

We can get haazy (she shouts here)

Rap (or that's it's what i listened..) 

Baby we can get to the other level 

You're my electric Eel 

Baby can you plaayyy 

That T-R-A-C-K. 

CHORUS 

OUTRO 

All i wanna do is fuck you 

and you already know who i am

All i wanna do is fuck you 

and you already my guest

*stares* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whoever wrote that nonsense but have been on acid. 

Christina's Dress Stole The Show At The AMA's

There were some big stars performing at the AMA's the other night but they were all out shone by - Christina's bondage dress. No really.

I haven't seen so many news articles about Christina clothing for months. Not even the candids where she "forgot her trousers"

People keep on talking, Christina is laughing all the way to the bank.

lizziesocute

Christina Named 7th Highest Paid Performer Per Minute

Yeah, I'm not buying this to be honest, it doesn't seem like they have added her Barcelona performance.


1) Beyoncé – 71.0k euros per minute
2) Mariah Carey – 44.4k euros per minute 
3) Kyle Minogue – 33.0k euros per minute 
4) Jennifer Lopez – 25.0k euros per minute 
5) The Rolling Stones – 24.2k euros per minute 
6) Eminem – 16.6k euros per minute 
7) Christina Aguilera - 10.4k euros per minute 
7) Usher –10.4k euros per minute 
9 ) Rihanna – 8.3k europs per minute>
10) Cheryl Cole – 4.1k euros per minute 


 Where is Britney? Come on, she may not do private gigs, but you know she makes the $$$ performing. Come on now. 

yahoo & Babar

OK! Magazine Still Hasn't Got The Memo

This Weeks OK! Magazine USA

Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears are friends and have been since their MMC days, can someone please remind OK! about that?

Also, hands up if you're bored of seeing the same picture of Christina at the MJ Tribute in every magazine. *raises hand*

breatheheavy.com

Joan Rivers To Christina "You Look Like A Pig"

Performing 'Dirty Diana'

Joan Rivers, the "comedian" has slagged of Christina, yet again. I swear this bitch is getting as bad as Kelly O.

"You look like a pig, she's not just eating apples!"

Joan, the day Christina decides that she wants to look like a living corpse, I'm sure she'll come to you for advice, until then, have a damn seat, bitch.

The Huffington Post, is trying to suggest that fans of Christina are wondering if Christina is "OK", this is incorrect, only the Pro Anna fans are wondering that. The rest of us (sane) fans are screaming "LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE!"

ilovecmm & huffingtonpost

{Audio} Glee Do 'Candyman'

What the actual fuck is this? I have two words for this mess - Ear Rape.

Dear makers of Glee,
 Unless Amber is going to sing the whole way through, do not, I repeat do not, ever cover a Christina Aguilera song.

Thank you, Candy, xoxo

Let us prey that NEVER do whole Christina ep, stick to Britney and Gaga please.

LegendTinaForEver?

Christina Is Not Being Fired From 'The Voice'

X17 (the pap site that think it's a gossip site) are reporting that iconic singer Christina Aguilera is going to be fired from season 3 of the voice, because according to them she's not doing her job.

That makes no sense, if, another the first season she wasn't doing her job, NBC would not have signed her for season 2. Do these people even have braincells?

Christina's rep spoke to GossipCop and laughed of the stupidity.

SubRosa & gossipcop.com

Sue, Christina, Sue!

"Do you believe this shit?" The Voice, Ep 2

I'm sure by now, you've all seen the recent candids, I myself, even posted them (although I tried to post the ones that had the best shots of Christina, not Max.)

Blog site, MediaTakeOut, saw those pics and decided to imply that Christina was violent drunk who beats her own son.

Fans aren't the only ones who are upset. Gossip Cop is reporting that Max fell (like any child) while chasing a squirrels  at the park.

Christina should bloody SUE MediaTakeOut, for slandering her name and making disgusting, vile false allegations against her.

Christina and Max flew out yesterday for a long awaited two week holiday.

gossipcop

What A Joke!

Nick & Mariah in May 2009

Nick Cannon, you really need to give witness protection a call.

Nick Cannon today attacked Christina Aguilera for being "fat" when he himself is married to Mariah Carey.

Nick did his daily "Top 5" and called Christina out for not attending a D-List wedding (Instead she was making $3.4 million for singing 4 songs.) Nick twice mentioned Christina's weight, called Burlesque a flop, mentioned 'Genie In A Bottle' and brought up the National Anthem incident.

To hear Nick slagging Christina off in full click here and stans this is Nick's twitter, you know what to do.

Star Magazine Is Full Of Crap...Again

According to Star, Christina was pregnant back in April. So take this with a giant pinch of salt.

Christina is going to/has already married Matt in secret! Oh yes, this is the story that Star is going with. Before you run to the toilet to be sick, let me assure you that most of this (although I haven't seen the inside yet) will be "sources close to the couple...", "a friend said...", blah, blah, blah.

I finally know why Americans read Star magazine - it's like reading a weekly comic!!

celebritychatta.com

Star Magazine Is Full Of Crap

This Weeks Star Magazine

Star Magazine has a completely bogus story this week on it's front cover. Monkey's could write better rag stories.

So what do Star claim? Star claims that Christina's new boyfriend, Matthew Ruttler, is demanding she quit The Voice. I know, I had to read that twice before the complete stupidity of it hit me fully, as well.

Regarding the title, "Christina Is Leaving", erm...no. Fans already know she's signed up for season two. Do Star even know how to check facts?

I'm not even going to post the "quotes" from the "sources" because there's enough stupidity in the title alone, you can however click here if you need a really good laugh. 

Christina Leads Her Vocals To A Britney Remix?

Christina At The C&A Clothing Launch

The internet is buzzing with the news that iconic Christina Aguilera is going to feature on a remix of the Britney Spears song 'He About To Lose Me'.

There has been no comment from either Britney or Christina's PR teams, but I doubt this is ever going to happen. Sure they're friends but could you imagine Christina out singing Britney on a Britney song? That's what I thought.