Fan Experiences From 'The Voice'

Today's fan stories from 'The Voice' (This is really long and I couldn't be arsed to format it, sorry!)

ok 
since i am soooooo tired
and really dont feel like going into detail
let me just leave you with a few splashes of 
some summer sun tea
it just needs a lil longer to brew befor
i pour it into your cups


*Xtina looked fawkin amazing....I mean AMAZING!
I mean
AMAZING
she was most def slimmer (which I dont care about)
bone straight hair, falwless makeup, this booty shorts/corset number
with a white blazer and glittery lapel

*you could tell that 
BlakeTina 
was in full effect


*Madam Douchvine
gets under my skin now
and his women fans make me want to
eradicate all women from earth

*Mr. Purrrfect is out
Mr. cockatoo is in

*Simone
has oily skin

*HumTina 
is so cute

*a girl auditioned with
Aint No Other Man


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
as it sits in my brain i will remember more
i will let you guys know
im so damn tired from todays events
and still need to hit the gym in a lil bit
now its time to 
S M O K E


~~


when i had left
she had only one person on her team
and she only turned around for one other person
she was not playing

she turned around for two people
out of the twelve i saw

this one really good audition
that all the guys turned around for
she did not
the girl sang toxic

She Was Not Here For That


~~


yeah i brought my parents
cause they watch the show and know how much
of a big ass stan i am

they both were wowed by how
amazing she looks in person 
and how tiny she is

the girl that sang
A N O M
hmmmmmmmm
well she was good but as a stan
i was extra critical
so i thought for the song she was just ok
but you could tell she had a voice and she was so beautiful
i loved it cause as she was singing
X T I N A
was sitting in her chair
dancing and singing along with her song
she was so fun and lively


~~


honestly from the ones i saw
i wasnt too impressed
but neither were the coaches
a lot of people didnt get anyone to turn
oh well
i am here for
X T I N A
anyway


~~


she only turned around for two people
she was competitive but kept it cute
minus a few eye rolls she had for
Madam Douchevine


she really wasnt here for any of the people
that i saw audition


~~


i saw about
13

she did turn around for her and said
"You did the best rudn..rendition of ANOM, besides myself..."


nah she told her how hard that song is
and that she really held her own etc etc etc
but the best thing was when the song started
her face was so adorable
then she was lipping along with the girl 
who was singing the song

Madam Douchevine 
said that out of the great catalogue
of her music that
A N O M
was his fav song by
Xtina




Hextina