The Voice - Blind Auditions Episode Three - Official Post

It's that time again!!

I've been looking forward to this all week, hope you guys have too!

So here's ho many singers the coaches have going into the episode...

Blake - 3/12
Christina - 4/12
Adam - 3/12
Cee Lo - 3/12

Streaming Links

Stream Link One
Stream Link Two
Stream Link Three
Stream Link Four (Probably the Best)

Singer 1 - Meh. Blake and Cee Lo pushed their buttons. Dude(?) Picked Cee Lo.

Singer 2 - Female singer. What is it with these weak singers trying to sing with soul? The coaches had sense and didn't turn for her. Good. Christina was really sweet and asked the girl for a hug. Awww

Singer 3 - Pip. Male singer. Fantastic. All four coaches pushed theirn buttons. Saw a tiny bit of Bitchtina 'I had sucess BEFORE Maroon 5...' Damn, he picked Adam! Boooo!!

Singer 4 - White girl can sing! Blake was the only one to push his button.

Singer 5 - Ex-American Football player & Coach turned singer. Uh huh. Surprising voice. (See first cap of Christina below to see how surprising.) No one picked him.

Singer 6 - Female singer. Blonde. Hmm...Meh. OK. Only Adam pushed his button.

Singer 7 - Male singer. Cute. Finally Christina pushed her button! Cee Lo did too. Damn. Pick Christina!! Yeeeeeeees. Welcome to #TeamXtina

Singer 8 - Ex Model. Female. Blah. Please, no one turn! Meh. Weak ass voice. Cee Lo and Blake pushed their buttons. She picked Cee Lo. Again I say, meh.

Singer 9 -  Male singer. Christina, Blake & Cee Lo pushed their buttons. He picked Cee Lo.

Singer 10 - Female singer. Friends with Perez Hilton. Fuck of bitch. Karma! Take that bitch! No pushed their buttons! Haha!

Singer 11 - Male Singer. Good voice. Cee Lo & Adam pushed their buttons. He picked Adam.

 

Singer 12 -  Last performer of the night. Female. Took a HUGE risk by performing 'Maybe I'm Amazed.' Everyone but Adam pushed their buttons. She picked Blake. Christina "I'm not touring, I'm in LA, I have time,...' Bitch we know. Shut up. *cries about Bionic Tour and could have been.*

 

So, that's it for another week. See ya next week!